Showing posts with label culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label culture. Show all posts

Friday, May 23, 2008

Light viewing: Naixiaode Guniang

The Japanese entertainment industry is perhaps the best in this world.

This very cute song is an example (with a very 囧 (jiong) title) :
奶小的姑娘(ないしゃおだくーにゃん) (the Japanese is the direct phonetic translation of Mandarin Chinese of these characters, not Hiragana)


Other version also available in Youtube (Maid/nurse version)

Inside China there are more versions available: e.g. Youku and Tudou have bigger collections. e.g., Break Dance, Chinese dress, etc



It has many Japanese pop elements all integrated, 猫耳), 蘿莉/Lolicon, Anime, Electronic Game (Idol Master / 偶像大師 where these videos are from)... and its lyric comes in 3 languages: Japanese, Chinese and English.



Those who understand Chinese would notice that most Chinese words here are pronounced in Chinese, and Katagana are actually English words. Full Chinese Translation is here. I will jutry to translate some lines below (CAPITAL LETTERS mean straight from how it is pronounced in the song, numbers denote tone in Pinyin):

Japanese trnaslation(!) -yes, normal Japanese would not fully understand this song as there are so many English and Chinese words in it.


ないしゃお だ くーにゃん 日本語(?)訳

部屋の隅まで がらくたごちゃごちゃ(纭纭)

デジタルでじたる(数字) アナログあなろぐ(模拟) (DIGITAL Shu4Zi4,, ANALOGUE M02Ni4)

モニター(Monitor)にかじりついて キミは黙々と MONITOR is where I cannot leave, while you are Mo4Mo4 (silent)

2Dの世界で 2D Love(二维爱)

夢の中でも たえずハァハァ(不乏邪念)

ネット(NET)で検索 カタログ(CATALOGUE)かたろぐ(目录)

妄想たくましい キミはブツブツ(哝哝)

だけどやっぱりI LOVE YOU(我爱你)

ぱんぱん(砰砰) ハート(HEART)が ドキドキしちゃうよ(心跳)

ないない(奶奶) ナイむね ふくらむ ぱんぱん(膨膨)

★ひんにゅーおにゃのこ ちっちゃくたっていいもん 

内緒だからね あたしの胸のうち 

それでも"お気に"は ネコ耳メイド? 

チャイナドレスも いいでしょ!(ね!) 

ひんにゅーおにゃのこ とっておきのモーション 

内緒にするにゃん ステキな恋のはじまりね 

このまま近づけば 時間も止まる 

二人の歴史は 四千年 にゃんにゃん!

★ repeat

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Lust, Caution (ii) East vs West

ESWN has a link which has made a very good comparative analysis of the perspectives between the East and the West with respect to movie and novel, taking "Lust, Caution" as an illustration. Well, to say East vs West is perhaps an overstatement, it is essential China vs US. But it is good enough for illustrative purpose. (I wish Roland will translate this as it would help to enhance the understanding between the two sides, which is, if I understand correctly, one of the objectives of his great blog)

The review made a few very good points, which I will try to elaborate further here
  • There is a very significant difference in the understanding of WWII. The West seems to have never really included the Sino-Japanese War pre-1941 as part of WWII. As a result, they failed to understand the fact that the scar of this war on the Chinese people runs parallel to that of WWII to the Jews. In fact, only few critics such as James Berardinelli made the connection between "Lust, Caution" and "the Black Book". Failing to understand this means failing to understand the conflict and significance of Wong Chia Chi's final betrayal, both in a social and personal context. As a result, the story of Wong was degraded into that of a Bond girl perspective for some critics!
  • Then even Berardinelli, who has always been very good at Asian movies, demonstrated his impatience at the attention to details and slow pacing. Of course, that is the part of "Red Chamber Dream" culture that is unique to Chinese, and Eileen Chang essentially made her name for her ability to write at the Red Chamber Dream style. The Chinese audience, inclusive of this blogger who is not a big fan of RCD or Chang, is well exposed to such a culture.
  • Roger Ebert, in his revised review, admitted he did not realize the theme of "forbidden love" across most Ang Lee movies until he received comments from his readers. This, I suppose, is related to what I have discussed above. (because, what is there to be forbidden for a girl falling for James Bond of the other side?)
  • It also surprised me that so many film critics (East and West) failed to realized the first love scene was about fear of assassination (body search) not S&M. I will just quote from the Chinese poster spanisheye "他知道她的身份,敌我关系,危险重重,对她这个已经是职业的色情军统特务非常不放心,怀疑她走那么远,要从腿下拿枪,当然坐不住,不能再忍受。摔到墙上,冲上去搜身.以我从男人角度对性行为的认识,这个撕旗袍的戏是搜身找枪,不信大家仔细看看他的动作,不是要暴露她的后面,是在翻看。后来却又在床上他才真正的拉下王的内部衣物。明显是搜枪,没有性的内涵,一般来说,胸部大概是要碰的,为什么不碰?熟练的抽打犯人,和其它女特务一样,惯例抓捕,王被捆绑(熟练的皮带操作,也表现了其专业特工的素养)。狗特务,香港没有处理你,居然追到上海了,他想。然后性虐待,不是偷情,是对女犯人欺凌。   
        王以为出了什么问题,后面很快被进入才释然,还是色情,没有暴露身份,其实她应该想到对方可能识破了她。40年代,并不流行性虐待,抽打和捆绑法,即使是今天,也是稀罕的。易没理由这样,易太太、马太太、萧太太不会同意他这样。不符合时代背景。我明明白白告诉你,这不是虐待,而是易进行抓捕,关键是那个回视,大陆版删除了,自己在惊涛骇浪中挽救了自己的生命。"
  • What really has castrated the mainland version as a full story, is the 2nd love scene with fellow student, IMO, not the 3 more explicit and controversial scenes afterwards "洁本剪掉了第二次,这就大大削弱了王佳芝的挫折感和她所感受的屈辱。"
The reviewer has not named the critics except Roger Ebert. But I suppose he was refering to Salon and a few others listed on the top of www.mrqe.com, which I frequents. As the Hong Kong movie critics are largely corrupted (either taking bribes or just being merely shallow and biased, see scoring of local movies in the Next/etc) and those in the mainland are censored nowadays I turn to www.douban.com's movie section and relies on Zacharak/Ebert/Berardinelli (I have skipped NYT's Dargis at all costs, ever since Oldboy. I fail to understand why he is still hired by NYT after so many disasters) for independent opinions and insights. I also have the luck of receiving free copie of LA Citybeat while I lived in Westwood, and got to read Andy Klein, who I regard as the critic who really understands Eastern movies in depth. In fact, Andy Klein is perhaps THE only US critic who understands Ang Lee and "Lust Caution". (perhaps there is sometime unique for being close to Hollywood)

p.s. It is also interesting to compare the behavior of Kwong Yu-man in "Lust, Caution", and that of Hans Akkerman in "the Black Book", before the girls were sent to the enemy.

Related: 色、戒- 杂谈

p.s.ii. (So i ventured into a few other western reviews down the mrqe.com list sorted by "popularity")
  • Slant : the critic would have thought that the Japanese propaganda filme that interrupted the movie Wong watched as "In a surprisingly funny scene, an American movie is interrupted by a newsreel that boasts of the country's resistance to Western influences, at which point Wong rolls her eyes and heads for the door" Well, Wong and everybody rolled their eyes because it was not "the country", it was the "enemy's country". -- Slant did make some interesting comparison with Brokeback Mountain about shelter from the danger zone though
  • For those who have watched Notorious, I would recommend this review as a compariosn with Lust Caution

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

色、戒 - 杂谈

李安是好导演。买票进场绝对值回票价。只是个人从来不是李安的粉丝。’卧虎藏龙’不过尔尔。‘断背山’更要闷出鸟来了。张爱玲更是酸溜溜的,看了几页就睡着了。

不过色戒绝对是经典。"色戒"是个人认为今年最好的电影。另一部故事题材雷同的好戏是Paul Verhoeven 的‘黑皮书’(Black Book/Zwartboek)

已看了三遍。第一遍盗版DVD,他妈的是国内删减+枪版!第二遍是国内电影院。第三遍才是香港的"足本"。从来没有以这种次序看电影,这实在显示了我之前对色戒的轻视。因此破例在博客杂记如下:

A)先谈大家关心的五场色戏
  1. 第一场没什么可谈的。不过与黑皮书比就凸显了东西文化的差异。“三年前,你可以的”。可是你偏偏要舍本逐末,抵抗日本人凌辱的方法竟然是把所爱的人送给日本人的走狗污辱!这种舍本逐末、罔顾原则的做法,今天香港的所谓饭民派还在做。(至于荷兰佬,要你去牺牲,我不先上了还不是便宜了那豺狼)
  2. 第二场在国内给剪了,是王与同学在练兵。他俩大概练了不少次。王骑到上面去了。这镜头在第五场还有deja vu。
  3. 第三场为了表现易的猜疑与不信任。李安大概想以这三段来交代王的感情转变,王开始是这样的。
  4. 第四场易还没解除戒心,数次把王的头按下。显示这毒蛇钻洞的过程是漫长的。
  5. 第五场的易已完全卸下心防。王把易的头用枕头蒙着,假如她要的话,完全可以当本能的Sharon Stone.(恰恰也是Verhoeven的成名作)
Leona说的对,其实中了色计还有王佳芝。而什么是色计?才子也终于歪打正着了一次。

不过,朋友说,“没有完成过戏里十招中之八九,还不配评这第五场戏”。看来才子真是只说不做,竟然以为“一招”就可以制敌。就像其惯常以为流莺三年就能以英国人自居一样。原来才子的德行还停留在研究蛋蛋和招式的阶段。李安在第五场里招式层出不穷,不是在给才子出课题,而是要显示两位主角鱼乐无穷。这不是那一招就可以了决的,招数可以无限。不说了,还是让他在家好好练他的猿搏宝典好了。

B) 色戒讲的是醉心电影的王佳芝演戏的故事,可能也是李安本人对电影的自白吧。麦太太就是王在戏中的角色
  • 一句‘以后演戏用的着’,王二话不说就把烟往嘴里送。其后我们看到的是王习惯性的抽烟
  • 在浅水湾酒店(VERANDA?)那经典晚餐戏王喝白兰地(口仓)了一口,回到家立马要了一杯酒,可见不会喝酒是装的,是在演戏,演的B真
  • ‘王之所以能撑到现在,是因为她除了当麦太太之外不作外想’。其实王就是在演戏。全面进入角色。
  • 王一直在演戏,即使最后一场色戏里也是。那Deja vu的姿势就令人想起第二场色戏的排演。王真正意识到给毒蛇钻进心里是在收到钻石后。不是因为什么愚蠢的De Beer 广告效应,而是因为老易在一开始就明言了他不会为了讨好女人买什么烂石头的,却竟然违背了他自己的理性而行。王在那一刻分不清到底麦太太还是王佳芝是一个虚假的角色了。对手不是在演戏,对白不是这样的(this is not how it was supposed to happen),难道戏早已闭幕了?
  • 还有,任务‘失败’后,王想起了一个人在戏台上,画外音“王佳芝”,然后看到二楼她的同伴们。她是如何开始演这一场戏的。。。
C) 色戒是一部爱国电影。就那场陆佑堂演戏就足够证明其爱国之意了。现在还有什么电影会有这些熱血沸腾的片段。我们看Casablanca,除了飞机送别,就是高唱马赛曲的一幕。

D) 一些小处:电影的名片里写着“易默村”,郑萍如要暗杀的是"丁默村"。要说李安张爱玲合谋暗算郑萍如,不无道理。不过,怎么去理解一些客观的现象,是由观众的心态定的。比如说,我们也可以说李安刻意以王佳芝来衬托出郑萍如的伟大---换了一个普通女子早就出卖组织了。

E) 一见钟情:王第一次在货车上看到邝裕民、邝第一次在港大校园看到王、王第一次看到易后回来说他跟想象的不一样埋下往后事情的伏笔、易在王第一次离开后在屋顶的窥视。说没有一见钟情的人是可怜的,因为他们还不如貌丑的张爱玲,没有体验一见钟情的福气。

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p.s.

1) 悬疑版《色戒》图片之旅
2) 开启《色戒》悬疑迷案的钥匙(douban转贴)

Saturday, November 10, 2007

The fundamental things apply

From the World Economic Forum’s annual Gender Gap report (via the rather conservative blog Cominganarchy), there are two interesting charts. They both provide evidence for my earlier comparison of the fundamental issues regarding the economic potential of India and China.

GDP/cap vs Gender Gap


Competitiveness vs Gender Gap


China is placed a bit lower than I had expected on this chart. I think it has to do with the scoring system. e.g., women literacy vs male were ranked and scored. Even though Chinese women's relative literacy is 0.91, it is only ranked #81. This means in certain measure a small difference (in terms of economic and social impact) has been magnified in this scoring.

But the more seirous problem with the China data here (and in general for all statistics) is that the urban-rural difference has been averaged. If we are to look at the urban data alone, I am sure the relative literacy (and most other measures) will greatly improve. I would not be surprise if urban China is ranked in top 25, or even 15. However, much of what the report reflects about China, esp the rural area, is true. When you listen to a restaurant waitress that she quitted school at 13 and now sending money back to pay for her younger brother's school fee, you know how much we still have to do in this country. When you are picking up your shirts and dresses from Banana Republic or A&F, with a "Made in China" sign, you would appreciate who really created the economic miracle in China. It is the hundreds of millions of country girls who work 70 hours a day in these sweat shops.

The fundamental things are that in China, 2 people works to support 3 people; in India only one person works to support 3, they do apply, as time goes by... this is what contributed to China's successful economic transformation, and what India needs to consider very seriously.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

再談皇后碼頭



其實,我也會支持保衛皇后碼頭。不過,是上圖的那個皇后碼頭。當年拆掉那古典建筑的港督,才是造成今天我們普羅大眾對皇后碼頭漠不關心甚至鄙視的源頭。

硬要說建筑美感不重要,回憶才要緊的保皇黨,就如要香港小姐選內在美,比學歷一樣,正硬膠也。回憶在心中就夠了,拍一張照片,存在博物館、甚至網站,不就成就了你們的集體回憶了嗎?
要香港小姐選學歷?我們每年都有10A、6A的狀元,雖然試卷水平參差,總算也客觀公正,難道那幫選美評判的學歷更高,“內在美”無人可及,具備窺視人家內在的超能力?

明明知道皇后碼頭沒有任何美感好言,卻搬出似是而非的理由硬辯,不可能得到民心。 硬要把具體的事物(建筑)抽象化("歷史價值"),就如去了皮的毛,“毛之焉附”?

其實保皇黨真正想要的,是一個宣傳工具。他們要讓目前對皇后碼頭沒有印象的人、或者現在還沒出生的人,也有他們的“集體記憶”而已。所以,才覺得博物館和照片圖書不夠說服力。不過,這不是把自己的意愿強加在別人身上嗎?這不正正就違反了人家自由選擇的權利嗎?

今天,蘋果日報的尹思哲說的最好。 我的看法大致相同:
  1. 皇后碼頭該拆
  2. 而且要越早拆越好
  3. 同學們的精神可敬,希望以后繼續
  4. 下回挑一個真正能引起我們共鳴的題目,比如臭名昭章的“強迫金”

Saturday, July 28, 2007

What Queen's Pier? 反對重置皇后碼頭

想來想去,實在想不出皇后碼頭有甚麼價值。四個平庸的毛筆字,同樣平庸的鐵欄、石柱,為甚麼要浪費我們納稅人的血汗錢來重置?港人對這件事已經越來越不理性,假如皇后碼頭要重置,鵝頸橋公廁是不是也要重置?

即使從歷史的角度來看,有多少人去過皇后碼頭多少次,都去那里干了甚麼事情?就本人了來說,以前游船上落點都是在天星的左邊,到卜公碼頭之間。直到回歸后才在皇后碼頭登了一兩次船。在盲目跟從媒體和所謂保育人士的宣傳之前,是否先想想,自己到底對這個地方有甚麼回憶?

我支持拆卸皇后碼頭,反對浪費納稅人的金錢去重置。

政府應該對人民有信心,就來一次民意調查或公眾投票,看看這是多少人的集體回憶。

要重置可以,政府也應該配合。不過應該由這些希望保留的人出錢買地和重置。畢竟,這是你們的集體回憶。

要進行民意調查也不難,先在此做一個網上投票。


(there was something wrong with the poll java script. it is now redone, please vote again)

相關連接:皇后碼頭的困局

light reading: Engrish menu in Japan

We have heard enough about bad/mechanical translation of Chinese menu into Engrish, and that Beijing has launched campaigns to clean this "racist park" fun away from us, preparing for the Olympic.

This will be something anyone with a sense of humour will surely miss. I wonder if those activists who are camping out of Queen's Pier in HK care to sit out for this piece of collective memory / 集体回忆 for us. Perhaps not, they only care about the colonial nostalgia and where their old colonial masters landed.

But no worry, our neighbour, the Japanese, now come to the rescue



FYI, "asspara" is not a para-para dance with the bottom. it is a vegetable that we all know, translated into Japanese Katagana with some truncation in phonetics and translated back to Engrish again losing some more fidelity. (like compressing a picture file into jpeg and then to gif and back to jpg again -- if that makes it easier to understand) As for "Shrimp and cock soboro hammering out pasta curry cream", I will leave your imagination to figure out what it is. All I can say is that I know how to distinguish male lobsters from female ones, but I have never been able to identify the same part of the body for shrimps.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Superboys in Taiwan -- Super Avenue of Stars

Sorry, too busy to blog. But I would recommend this post by Sidekick.
溏心風暴的星光大道 (ESWN translation in English)
Related: How Pfizer's Viagra sales skyrocketed in HK

Supergirl finally got a sequel. It is called "Super Avenue of Stars", a similar singing contest in Taiwan, produced by Huang Zongwei, the producer of the celebrated Mengguo.

The key element that deviates from Supergirl is that in SAS there is a challenger session, where the challenger can pick one of the finalists and replace him. The germ in SAS is that there is a really good challenger, who is arguably as good as or even better than the best incumbent. He chose to fight the toughest battle, by choosing to challenge the incumbent leader and sing the song the incumbent has sang, winning 2 round before lost in a controversial final round of challenge, and -- you got it right, CRIED! That was a touching scene. The common theme for the Supergirls and Superboys is that they all like to cry.

Because of this show, an old song became a new hit in Taiwan.






The preliminary round of challenge


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Mengguo is quick to spoof






There is more in Taiwan than corrupted politicians, political bickering, or dumb money diplomacy. It is still a beautiful island.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Sensation and Rationality in Chinese culture (and writing) - 中國文章的理性與感性

In an essay called "中國文化的理性與感性", HK blogger Lamkay wrote about the blurred line of rationality and sensation (not sure what the best word one should use to translate the word "感性", perhaps sensationality or sensuality :) ) in Chinese culture, in a care-free/"sensational" writing style which was quite "sensual" at first look. This naturally triggered a debate, as his essay itself is not, strictly speaking, written in a way that rational at all.

While I disagree with Lam Kay in quite a few issues (e.g. the non-issue (IMHO) of Queen's Pier, and the "sensual" style of writing). I think he brought out his subject (or what I thought was his subject) brilliantly in that essay and I was among the very few who jumped into his defense in this series of discussion. During the discussion I was asked to quote some examples of "Chinese culture" that sidestepped rationality because they focused too much on "sensuality". I didn't have something handy at the moment. But now there is one - Davesgonechina's cittique on Lung Ying Tai's Cambridge speech.

I hope Dave's comments on Lung Yingtai's speech could illustrate why I have been so frustrated at our education in Chinese (esp. writing) classes, and at many essays that I read in Chinese media (including those from some "prominent" self-claimed "westernized" columnist at Apple Daily today). I have a lot to agree with Lung, and I have great respect for her. I would also agree with a lot of her general conclusions, but before one reads into her logic flow and indulges into her "文采", one should probably read what Dave has to say.

Lam Kay call it the 'problem' of our culture. I would try be more precise and call it a problem in our writing style (文章, instead of 文化). My grudge is purely on such essays that try to discuss about more "serious" topics. (I totally enjoy the movie critiques from the scribbler (寫手) in Apple Daily, for example. I think he is great in writing about culture and esp. movies). Because, loose logic in such essays often lead to loose logic in one's daily life, and hence also a lot of decision making processes. To some historians this has indeed been a major hindrance in the progress of China for the past two centuries.

Maybe it is an over-generalized statement to equate 中國文章 and 中國文化. But 中國文章 is a facet of 中國文化, and how one writes directly correlates with how one thinks. I do not think one should discredit the generalized "Chinese culture", or even Chinese "writing style". I am only agaist one single element within our (generalized) "culture", or more precisely, style of writing/debate.

related link:
Lung's original in Chinese, English translation by ESWN. I think I can see and understand where Lung comes from, and agree broadly that PRC should make life easier for Taiwanese people if it wants to win them over (as the govt did to HK). I have to agree with Dave's critique on her slopiness.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

"The Great Nations" and "What does China want?"

The question "What does China want" has been asked by western observers repeatedly, especially back in the times when "China threat" rhetoric still received some attention (i.e. before Zoellick said "China is not USSR"). In an early posting of this blog I have argued that it does not matter what China's intention is, because in the medium term (i.e. 20-50 years) it will focus on economic development (and maintaining the hope of re-uniting with Taiwan some day in future), beyond that China's leadership would have changed a few times and it won't matter what it wants now, the optimistic case is that it will probably become a democracy joining the West (or be like Singapore, if not Japan). Therefore, the major concern for the West is not what China intends to do today, but to prevent major disaster in China's path of reform and development, because that may derail the risk-averse do-nothing path it is taking currently.

Apparently the CCP leadership did form some ideas on what they want for China in the longer term (on top of the near term goal of feeding its people and playing "economic catch up"), i.e., not surprisingly, China still aspires to restore the glory it enjoyed centuries ago, and want to become a "Great Nation".

The hint comes from a recent TV documentary series of 12 episodes, "The Rise of the Great Nations"(大国崛起), which I recommend highly to those who are interested in the future of China, and in particular Chinese politics and international relations.

In terms of materials and production, the TV program is probably no different from the Discovery or BBC documentary in world history. One does not expect revolutionary academic insights from them, especially because CCTV is not yet in the same tier of BBC in general. In fact, it continues to use the notion of "combined power" along with RFGP by Paul Kennedy. Then why is this program important? and as a result believed to be a hint to China's next wave of reform by many observers? Because, if you believe it is part of the state propaganda then it would be an interesting exercise to deconstruct the messages it tries to convey, and there are many hints pointing to the allegation that the program is produced under an instruction from the Politburo
  • Explicit acknowledgement from the producer: The director (who is also the head of CCTV), Zhao Huayong, wrote in the preface (there is an accompanying book, in case the audience missed the messages) that, "The CCP Politburo attended a seminar in Nov 2003, the topic was the lessons of the development of the 9 major world powers from 1500 to today......These power has all hurted other nations, including China, in sometime on their path to great become great power, what kind of attitude and embracement should we adopt toward them? What experiences and learning should we find from their paths?" -- so even if this is not an instruction from the Politburo, the fact that CCTV dares to use the Politburo seminar in its promotion of the program tells us something. (Other interviews with the production crew here)
  • "2003年11月24日,中共中央政治局组织了一次集体学习,内容是“15世纪以来世界主要国家发展历史”。这次学习在社会上引起了广泛关注,人们在想,斯时斯地,打开尘封已久的历史,所为何来?...新中国的几代领导人反复强调:我们的发展,要吸收和借鉴全人类的文明成果。这些曾经在近现代历史上引导世界潮流的大国,在历史上或多或少都对其他国家和民族造成过伤害,包括中国。今天,在中华民族重新崛起的进程中,我们应该以什么样的胸怀和态度看待它们?中国的和平发展可以从中借鉴什么样的经验和教训?
  • Coincidence in timing: The documentary took 3 full years to produce. So it started in 2003, roughly right after the Politburo meeting. Either the CCTV director overheard the Politburo discussion and charged ahead or he received some instruction from the Politburo, as it is an unlikely coincidence in time. Since even the head of CCTV is probably not a very powerful figure compared with the Politburo, it is more likely the latter
  • Careful choice of word: The fact that the title was called "Rising", instead of "Development" explains that this documentary is for domestic consumptions. Because many Chinese citizen view the choice of the word "development" to be too weak and they still would like to see China "rising"; that it chose to use the word "great" instead of the more often used word "strong" in Chinese history is also important -- see below on definition of "Great Nation"
  • Pragmatic purpose: Regardless of the intent, the result of airing this documentary is that the Chinese citizens will get the messages conveyed in this series, and such message must not contradict the party line as otherwise it would have been banned. Therefore, for all practical purposes it is in line with the view of the Politburo (including the decision to skip the old teaching that colonialism pillaging crucially contributed to the initial stage of capitalism)
  • Heavyweight advisor team: this particular program from CCTV was able to enlist the best of the Chinese scholars, including internationally renowned scholar Wang Jisi (who was instrumental in the Hu-Zoellick meeting last year), in its advisor team. More likely, if one believes the theory that the Politburo ordered the production, Wang himself is the brain behind this series, and he probably carefully selected the messages to be conveyed in this series. In addition, Wang Jisi, together with historian Qian Shengdan who both were interviewed in the program and led discussion in the Politburo seminar, are said to be the mastermind behind this program (source).
During the production of the program a lot of interviews with prominent international scholars were conducted. The director then used these interview clips (by professors at top universities of the world, such as Paul Kennedy of Yale, and ex-politician Berezensky) to tell what it wants to tell its audience. This is a credible and low political-risk way of getting the message through. On the other hand, since it is an impossible mission to condense the lesson of a great nation into a 40 minute (in the case of Britain, Russia and USA, 80 minutes) episode of the documentary, the content has to be highly selective, so much that perhaps less than 1% fo the interviewed quotes (source) made through the final editing. Therefore, I have strong reason to believe the selection is thus highly deliberate.

Such selective highlighting of the lessons tells us what the Chinese leadership (or the director of the documentary) wants to tell its people/audience, because it wants the support of the people on what where it is going to lead them to. The central question is the million dollar question for China observers and internationl relations pundits: what does China want? The message the program wants to convey is that China aspires to be a great nation, and more than that, a SUSTAINABLE great nation. If we believe in the theory that this program is part of the state propaganda, then it tried to redefine what it means by the concept of "great nation" (and what it means by "Rise") for Chinese leadership as well. The definition is that a great nation is one that brings well-being and properity to its people, and contributes to the progress of the world. This definition of "Rise" or "Greatness" is not exactly the same as what the Chinese people (and other people in the world) used to associate with "Great", which is almost synonymous with "strong" and to a lesser extent, "Rich" (as known in Shang Yang's 商鞅 "Strengthen the military by enriching the nation" 富国强兵). Therefore, the leadership feels the need to educate the people about this definition so that the people will not mis-interpret the policy (e.g. of playing the stakeholder role as advocated by Zoellick) as being "weak". The program tried to define "Great Nation" by identifying a few key properties, which are re-emphasized in its concluding episode (the Finale) "Thinking through our actions based on broad and rightful principles" (大道思行), as follows:
  1. Great Nation = Innovation and contribution to its own people and the world: innovation of Thomas Edison, Dutch shipbuilders, Japanese businesses were discussed throughout the program. In the Finale the head of Chinese Diplomatic Institute Wu jianmin was quoted as saying something like this, "Great nation contributes to the world development, innovation is essential for making such contribution, and innovation is not possible if free thinking is constrained" (一个国家要崛起,它思想得创新吧,对吧。如果全是老思想,国家能崛起吗?崛起不了。思想如果都束缚住了,能创新吗?创新不了。所以文化的作用在这里出现了。)
  2. Aggression through force is to be avoided at all costs, as demonstrated by the example of Germany and Japan:
    • It showed the picture (below) of Warsaw Kneeling along with the comment "The moment Brandt kneels down was the moment Germany stood up in the world", sending the strongest message on its view that aggression is the wrong path to building a Great Nation;
    • in addition, it carefully defined the Meiji Restoration as a 100 year process (instead of 20-40 years, ending in the wars in 1895 and 1905), ending in 1968 when Japan finanlly rose with respect from the world through its economic success, and discounting the Japan's military success as short term aberration (in the Japan episode, the conclusion for Japan's lesson is that a Great Nation should (a) Bring prosperity and happiness to its own people (b) Bring peace and security to the world
    • The Japan lesson is further reinforce when it looks back to the lessons of the Iberian powers, conluding that without building one's own ability to generate wealth the rise is short-lived, and wealth through expansion and aggression are not to be depended upon
    • thirdly, the program made it clear that the modern world order is one in which competition is by business and innovation, and contribution to humanity and scientific knowledges, not by military success.
  3. Rule of law and building of a system: in almost all episodes, especially that of UK and US, the rule of law were emphasized. It was repeated again when it discussed the rise of Germany, and a long section on Thomas Edison and that US made the protection of intellectual property into its constitution, then again on how innovation in information technology helped US to lead the world again economically
  4. Focus on internal development and building sustainable capabilities: the Iberian powers were quoted as short-lived because they did not build the system and sustainable capability with all the wealth they accumulated from the New World. furthermore, this quote from Professor Zheng Yongnian of Nottingham University is note-worthy, "一个国家外部的崛起,实际上是它内部力量的一个外延。国家内部的制度还没有健全的情况下,很难成为一个大国,即使成为一个大国,也不是可持续的。"
  5. A lot of attention is given to building a system and ensuring the fundamentals, both economically and politically: an example is that of the Dutch bank which lent to the enemy Spain during war, maintaining its independence, the other are that of the Dutch government in 1600s which were formed by capitalist merchants, the narration talks about the Dutch paintings which portray the citizen (vs nobles and religious figures in other countries) with admiration
  6. For catching up 'great nations' (e.g Germany, Japan, Russia), the government must play the leading role: This is perhaps the most controversal point in this program, IMHO, as it not only emphasized the role of government "planning", praising its contribution to the Russian industrialization in the 1920s-1930s, it also praises the Keysian economics which influenced the role fo the governement in Rosevelt administration -- my concern is that it is difficult and tempting to forget the fact that government role is needed only when the problem is so serious that the invisible hand is unable to cope with it, and Chinese bureacracts, like bureacrats elsewhere will soon forget the principle that government intervention is needed only as a last resort)
  7. Together with the government role above, the views on USSR's "worthy experiment" on socialism and planned economy is positively ambiguous. My speculation is that the Politburo could not agree on these issues and decided they will keep the conclusion open (again, this is assuming that the program is part of the state propaganda). Same can be said about when globalization will truly make aggressive war obsolete, as in the Finale it stated such time will come even though if not in the medium term.
The messages couldn't be clearer. The question is how committed and how capable the Politburo is to push them through.

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p.s.

1) The next wave of reform and policy making?
If we believe the theory that this program tries to pave the way for the next wave of reform, this is what it tells us
2) The Taiwan problem
  • The program stated that economist Friedrich List was instrumental in the unification of Germany in 19th century, in that he advocated unification by peace, not by force, and specifically through economic integration. Prussia created a common market without tariff before it could formally unify Germany. This was cleverly done through the mouth of a Ruetlingen University Professor (where List resided). Such strategy is already in place when China deals with the Taiwan problem
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Links:
1) Videos websites (1-7, 8, 9, 10, 11-12) or bittorrent. (Server hjosted in the US, run by an exile pro-democracy activist Hu Ping), alternative host at Chinesenewsnet's Wan Runnan blog.
2) script is available in Wan Runnan' blog.
3) Discussions and comments by others (the most comprehensive collection so far), Selected translation by ESWN (ESWN seems to have only translated the first 2 pages, which are mostly negative comments, while the positive comments are on the next 2 pages of the webpage he translated)
4) My post yesterday
5) HK blog "MO's notebook"
6) Sina interview with Wang Jisi and Zhou Yan (executive editor, script writer)
7) people.com interview with Ren Xue-an, Editor of the series, Tang Zhongnan (President of Japan Study), Wang yiming(Deputy Director, Macro-economic Institute, DRC).
8) Mai Tianxu (one of the producers) interview on "compromise"
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The quote of Wang Jisi and Qian Chengdan in the Finale

中国北京大学历史学系 教授 钱乘旦:

英国最早地确立了现代的国家制度。比如说我们现在熟悉的内阁制、君主立宪制、两党制、政府对议会负责等等这样的一套政治制度,在英国都是最早地确立。这样的政治制度能够使得这个国家长治久安,长久地保持一种稳定的状态,所以对经济发展是有利的。

Qian (Professor, Beijing University; speaker in the Politburo seminar)

Britain was the very first nation to establish the modern nation system. Take for example, political systems such as the now familiar cabinet system, monarch constitution system, 2 party system, parliament system, etc., were first established in Britain. Such kind of political system ensure the long term stability and security of this nation, it was able to maintian the stable status for a very long period of time, so that it is beneficial to its economic development

中国北京大学国际关系学院 院长 王缉思:

欧洲移民到了美国以后,等于是在一个新大陆上建立了一个崭新的国家。这样的一个国家,它有一个至高无上的《宪法》,在《宪法》下面有一套很完整的法制体系,通过这个权力制衡,相对来说呢,就推动了社会生产力的发展。

Wang (Director of Institute for International Relations, Beijing University -- was said to be a key advisor to Hu Jintao on international affairs, esp to US)

When European immigrants arrived at the American continent, they were building a brand new nation on this new continent. This country has a supreme "constitution", under the "constitution" there is a complete set of legal system, through such a mechanism of power checking [judiciary, excutive and legislative], the productivity of the society was pushed forward.

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These two key advisors to the programs did not say anything else in the Finale,
and they made explicitly clear what they thought regarding the connection of a "political system" to "economic development"! There is reason to believe that CCP leadership got it, and we are going to witness fundamental changes in China in the coming years, not immediately, but in 3-10 years, step by step, perhaps.


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Monday, November 27, 2006

The Rise of the Great Nations - a Chinese documentary


"Rise of the Great Nation" 大国崛起 is a new TV documentary aired by China's CCTV this month. It runs in parallel to Paul Kennedy's Rise and Fall of Great Power, and a similar documentary series 18 years ago, The River Elegy (河殇).

  • (Paul Kennedy interview conversations were actually shown in many episodes)
I just finished 4 episodes: (1)Portugal and Spain, (2)Holland, (3)&(4) Britain and (7)Japan. It is well made, with clear message to the path of development for China today (for the government perspective). I will show you this link of discussion and commentaries before I write something of my own. Suffice it to say that
  1. it broke a lot of taboos in China;
  2. it tried hard to look at more fundamental drivers of changes (even though they may be obvious to some of us) and spelled them out quite unambiguously to Chinese audiences; e.g. the honest discussion about the pros and cons of bottom-up vs top-down approach in th development of a nation, and even a favor to the bottom-up approach; the unreserved praise of Freedom and Equality as the definition of a Great Nation in the "France" episode
  3. I have a feeling that it will be more influential than River Elegy, and possibly show us what lessons China's historians and scholars (and perhaps the CCP leaders as well) have learned about these stories. (note: some alleged that this is based on a seminar for the CCP Politburo in 2003, and hence the documentary is probably an idea of the Politburo and a prelude to the next wave of reform in China)
  4. If you have watched the 200th anniversary Bastille day parade in Paris (screenshot above) in that fateful year, you would probably understand why I would compare the Great Nations with River Elegy
More importantly, thanks to the internet we are already able to see it anytime, anywhere, via websites (1-7, 8, 9, 10, 11-12) or bittorrent. The script is available in Wan Rennan' blog.

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P.S. More in next post.
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

A conspiracy theory story and a lousy defense for Chen Liangyu

Disclaimer: the following story is what has been circulating on the internet. My personal opinion is that some of the word and behaviors described may be consistent with that of Chen Liangyu (e.g. taking a confrontaional approach), I highly suspect the claim that there is not enough evidence to convict Zhu and Chen. I view this as written by Chen- apologists (or his close associates), in a desperate attempt to justify its corruption charges. Nevertheless, it is interest to read, there are even more logic flaws than the "lousy analysis" I discussed a few days ago. The fact that the article has clear baise to the apologists is easy to spot by any critical reader (e.g. the "fake tidbits" at the end).

Also, that such lousy story emerges even after Chen has fallen tells us the difficulty of fighting corruption in China. For this, whoever brought down Chen and his apologists has earned my respect, whether he does this for genuine interests of the people or in a power struggle -- he is a cat that catches the mice. If each round of power struggle bring down a group of corruptors, I wish such power struggle becomes the daily life in Beijing.

See also: related (dis)information translated by ESWN (scroll to [27]); critical reading case example

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胡锦涛被套牢 陈良宇是赢家不是输家?

北京关系人综合浙江一位局级干部家属、上海市政府官员和接近市委官员的房地产大亨、北京中央部委干部家属和北京解放军某部医院职工等消息来源,了解到原上海市委书记陈良宇原准备主动宣布辞职,曾庆红和温家宝劝说不果,迫使中央在措手不及的情况下,临时作出了紧急处理决定。 一、中纪委没有查中央也没有打算要动陈良宇 消息说,中纪委在上海查社保投资案并没有要查陈良宇,也没有针对陈良宇的意思,没有人敢,中纪委也不会有魄力去查陈良宇。如果中央真的要正面地对陈良宇采取行动,那就用不着在关于上海的事情上总是有人先弄到港、台和国外去喧哗了。这是一种不敢动他而又对他和“上海帮”恨得牙痒的表现。 不过消息也说,中纪委在上海查社保投资案是很不给陈良宇面子的,这主要是因为全国各地都在学上海,陈良宇又特别喜欢介绍抵制中央政策的“上海经验”,有人认为陈良宇正在逐渐给地方抵制中央形成理论,所以中央不在上海采取点行动也不行。不过,没有人打算直接要动陈良宇。如果不是陈良宇为了救“兄弟”一时冲动向中央宣布要“公开辞职”,中央并没有人打算在这个时、采用这种办法动掉他。 二、引发上海社保基金案是因抵制中央统一全国社保标准 消息说,今年5月劳动节过后,上海劳保局拟定了从2007年元月开始实施提高社会低保和劳保的发放标准,此一措施得到北京、天津、山东、江苏、浙江、福建、广东、海南等省市的积极响应,这些省市也分别准备跟进,并在2007年元旦或春节前夕公布提高当地的社会低保和劳保的发布标准。 就在上海积极准备并开始向内部透露提高社会低保和劳保发放标准的时候,重庆、四川、江西、安徽等省向中央提出上海带头和在沿海地区这么做会给他们这些“兄弟省市”带来巨大的社会压力,除非中央给这些省市财政补贴让他们这些省市也能提高社保和劳保标准,否则他们在自己省市的工作就很难做。 国务院总理温家宝一开始指示说上海可以先当作试点,其他沿海省市等试点下来再慢慢研究。可是,温家宝的话才说了两、三天就改变了。温家宝后来改口转达了“中常委讨论下来的意思”,其实只是胡锦涛个人意思,温家宝建议上海在《社会保障法》出台之前不要改变现行的社会低保和劳保的发放标准。 当时还是7月初,上海劳保局长祝均一得知温家宝的意思之后组织了一个研究和写作班子,专门论述社会保障标准不应该片面追求统一的系列报告,部分报告不但在上海内部流传,也发给兄弟省市和中央有关机构和部分全国人大代表交流。就是在这样的背景下,引发了中纪委派检查组到上海开始对上海的社保基金案进行了调查。 三、祝均一主动辞职确保上海社保基金新标准实施 中纪委检查组在上海高调调查社保基金案,一开始就派了很多人,故意弄得上海劳保局的工作无法正常进行,简直到了几乎瘫痪上海劳保局的地步。与此同时,大量有关上海受到中纪委调查的消息从香港和国外开始流传,然后“出口转内销”,流传的消息有些完全是真的,有些被被大大夸张了,有的则是无中生有。 在这种情况下,上海社保局长祝均一决定主动提出辞职,由上海市政府另外任命一个不受中纪委检查组干扰的新局长来接替自己的工作,祝均一说:“我辞职了,我就去和中纪委纠缠,我来顶。新上任的局长要全力以赴让上海新的社保和劳保标准按计划出台,我已经是‘冲头’,我去给他们‘暂’。” 由于祝均一主动提出辞职,上海市委、市政府和人大的动作都看上去很配合中纪委检查组的样子,头几天中纪委检查组忽略了上海在祝均一主动辞职的掩护下正在加紧准备提前实施社保和劳保的新标准,中央也没有人注意,这可能就是所谓上海人的“精明”了。 不过,纸还是没有包住火,据说是上海市委内部有人向中纪委检查组揭发了祝均一的这个精明的“阴谋”,祝均一辞职之后没几天就被中纪委宣布“双规”,其他还有一些人受了牵连,就连新上任的上海社保局长蒋卓庆也开始受到中纪委检查组的日夜纠缠,根本无法正常接任上海社保局长的工作。这个时候,上海市委书记陈良宇亲子主持搭起了另外一个工作班子,夜以继日地继续为提前实施上海的社保和劳保新标准加紧准备工作,陈良宇命令把实施的时间提前到了今年的“十. 一”国庆57周年,陈良宇要求有关人员要赶在“十.一”国庆57周年之前“向上海人民献礼”,并“为全国作出榜样”。 四、陈良宇为救“兄弟”向中纪委发狠话 消息说,上海的劳保局长祝均一主动辞职并遭遇“双规”之后,陈良宇亲自出面向中纪委替他解释不管用,据说李鹏也亲自出面向中纪委解释了自己对上海社保案问题的看法,但这些都不管用。 大约在9月21日左右,上海提前实施社保和劳保新标准的一切准备已经就绪,陈良宇于是亲自向中纪委检查组宣布说:“上海已经决定立即实施提高上海市民的劳保待遇标准和扩大低保范围,这是得到上海市委、市政府、全市人民、兄弟省市和一大批中央领导同志支持的,是符合中央的有关政策精神的。上海的这一措施是符合上海实际情况的,至于对某些兄弟省市会造成压力和对中央的正在讨论的某些决策也会带来压力的问题,我认为这是有利于在竞争的压力下全面提高全国社保和劳保水平的,是符合最广大人民切身利益的。”陈良宇表示上海市开始实施提高劳保待遇标准和扩大低保范围的行动“只会提前”、“不会推迟”、“不会放弃”和“决不动摇”。 中纪委检查组的人听到这些话之后都没有作出反应,陈良宇接着告诉他们说:“我是来告诉你们,请你们转达你们应该去转达的人,如果是为了查贪污腐败,你们继续查,上海市委支持配合,我也可以亲自奉陪。如果是为了压制上海实施新的社保标准,请明着来,不要搞阴的。跟我明着来,我可以亲自上电视来辩论。” 陈良宇相信,根据他手里由祝均一等人作出的研究报告,他可以在公开辩论中不但让上海市民和沿海富裕地区城市居民坚决地站在自己立场的一边,他也能给穷困地区城市居民带去希望,取得理解和支持。 陈良宇说完走了之后。留下来的上海市委办公厅主任孙路一告诉中纪委上海检查组的人说:“请你们立即让祝均一回家。时间长了,消息盖不住了,上海市民如果知道了你们是来阻止上海实施社保和劳保新标准的话,你们每一个人都只好求菩萨保佑了。” 孙路一的话算不算是替陈良宇说的,人们都相信是。孙路一还宣布说,祝均一没有回家一天,中纪委在上海检查组的住宿、伙食、交通和服务招待的待遇超标部分,上海市委决定不再买单。只要祝均一回家,中纪委上海检查组要在上海住多久就住多久,要花上海多少钱就多少钱。 五、中央调派武装保护 上海市公安局包围中纪委检查组 陈良宇和孙路一的话让中纪委在上海调查组人人胆颤心惊,他们向中央汇报时称“陈良宇及其上海的小兄弟”对中纪委上海检查人员“耍流氓”。他们担心自己在上海会受到人身伤害,他们请示中纪委要求立即撤出上海防止意外。但中纪委决定加派便衣保安人员以中纪委检查人员的身份加入他们的行列,中纪委还决定让所有的主要检查人员立即从地处上海市中心的豪华酒店转移到浦东机场附近的一个档次较低的酒店,并从上海以外调武警严加保护。 这个时候,大约是9月22晚上开始,中南海和上海的空气才正式紧张起来。9月23日上午,上海市公安局长吴志明调动了约三千名武警、干警、保安和企业武装部民兵,其中只有大约300名武警和民警穿制服,其余的武警、民警、保安和民兵都有不同的识别标志但着建筑工人服装或便衣,在上海浦东机场附近对中纪委检查组新的下榻地点实施了包围,吴志明称上海市委听说中纪委检查组“受到暴力攻击的威胁”,他接到上海市委和公安部上级指示前来“保护”中纪委同志安全的。不过,吴志明指挥下的三千人马都没有配戴武器。上海市公安局指挥下的这个动作没有造成冲突,其代表上海市委向中纪委示威的意义要大过准备制造暴力事件的可能。 六、吴官正、温家宝支持撤回中纪委检查组 冲突已经升级到这种地步之后,中纪委上海检查组的工作已经不能继续进行。吴官正和温家宝谈到暂时把中纪委检查组从上海撤到浙江待命,温家宝同意吴官正的意见。据说这次谈话,温家宝表示他认为上海已经是一个“懂得利用官民结合的特殊的利益集团”,但温家宝也说中国落后和穷困地区“懂得利用官民结合的特殊的利益集团”情况比上海还要严重。 但是,吴官正和温家宝的意见没有获得胡锦涛的同意。胡锦涛认为中纪委决不能向上海的陈良宇示弱,吴官正和温家宝就同意了召开政治局常委会讨论胡锦涛的意见。据说那天胡锦涛单独召集郭伯雄和曹刚川两位军委副主席磋商,但会议进行了大约15分钟后曹刚川大声骂娘,然后破门而出,接着郭伯雄叹着气也离开了会议室。具体发生了什么事情没有消息透露,据说两位军委副主席肯定对胡锦涛很不满意。 七、政治局常委尴尬 陈良宇誓死营救“兄弟”祝均一 由于担心暴力冲突在上海有可能一触即发,中共中央政治局常委会立即召开了紧急会议,除胡锦涛表示一定要采取强硬措施之外,包括温家宝等其他8名常委都希望此事能协调解决。消息说,曾庆红、黄菊分别给陈良宇打电话,下令陈良宇立即让吴志明撤离中纪委上海检查组下榻的宾馆,立即缓解气氛,不允许上海出现影响全国稳定的突发事件。陈良宇则在电话里表示,他本人已经准备好了辞去上海市委书记一职并愿意对一切后果负责。这一夜,据说江泽民也打了电话给陈良宇,希望他冷静,不要激动。后来是谁让吴志明把包围中纪委检查组的人撤走的,或者根本没有撤走而只是行动变得低调,消息不太清楚。 陈良宇在24日上午向其他上海市委干部说:“我之所以能给在这个位置上为上海的发展和上海的人民作出一些成绩,全靠你们这些人给我帮忙,你们就是我的兄弟姊妹。我决不允许我的兄弟姊妹无辜受人伤害。谁要伤害我的兄弟姊妹,谁就一定要付出代价。没有你们这些兄弟姊妹,我这个市委书记是当不成的。没有我,你们兄弟姊妹只要抱成团,只要为人民办好事,办实事,替人民的切身利益办事,你们做什么事情都能成功。我肯定要走了,你们要把我留下的事情办下去,办好,你们就永远是我的兄弟姊妹。现在祝均一被他们弄去了,我这个陈老板不能救他,我这个老板就不当了。祝均一是替我办事的,我不能救他,我算什么?”据说,陈良宇重复地说了好几遍这样的话,还掉下了眼泪。 八、陈良宇向贺国强宣布辞职并下最后通牒 陈良宇24日上午同上海市委、市政府的“兄弟姊妹”碰头之后,接着就约了在上海的中央组织部部长贺国强,是时贺国强在上海的行踪对上海市委保密,贺国强周围戒备森严,陈良宇通过电话同曾庆红联系约到贺国强,陈良宇只被允许带上少数几名文职随同去见贺国强,而贺国强却在中央调派的武警的重重保护之下。 24日下午,陈良宇一行被贺国强派来的人带走去见贺国强,他见到贺国强之后首先宣布辞去党中央和上海市委一切职务听候党中央的处置,然后要求中央下令中纪委让祝均一回家,他说:“上海的事情我负责,上海劳保局的事也是我负责,祝均一执行的是我的指示,我的决定,我为一切负责,我为一切承担后果,没有祝均一的事。我是来顶祝均一的。” 贺国强显然也是有备而来,他表示他个人对陈良宇非常钦佩,说了很多赞扬陈良宇和上海工作成绩的好话,还表示了他非常理解陈良宇的个性和心情。但贺国强表示,他不能决定只能转告,他以陈良宇的“朋友”的名义也再三要求陈良宇冷静、考虑大局、考虑后果,考虑上海今后的工作,不要感情用事。 陈良宇则坚持对贺国强说:“对我的事情怎么决定在(政治局)常委,但我的决定不会改变。不放祝均一,我就不走。”接着陈良宇告诉贺国强说:“我可以向你透露,上海社保劳保新标准如果不实施,中央今后谁到上海来都不行,上海市民决不会放过。你知道一万个老头老太和十万个学生有什么区别吗?一万个老头老太一个也不怕死,十万个学生见死不怕的顶多只有十个。我也可以算是一个老头子了。” 陈良宇还告诉贺国强说:“这件事情已经没有回转的余地了,你也不用劝我回心转意。从你们的角度,我完全没有必要这样做,我也知道,我也相信我这个上海市委书记、中央政治局委员不会当不下去,我要是自己当不下去的话,还用得着那个烂污三器的女人(上海粗话,即“下三烂”的意思,指中共统战部长刘延东)到香港国外去放风造谣吗?这事情你和我一样清楚。我先告诉你,今后全国人民都会知道,我要以我的牺牲来确保我国的市场经济改革路线不会中途夭折。我可以预言,我是科学预言而不是大胆预言,我们党的经济改革只能朝着放权和尊重地方具体情况和特点的方向走,不能回到中央统一的老路,否则就会出现不可收拾的动乱。今天在上海出现的事情,是小事,也是大事,就算我今天是把小事弄大,我为的就是用行动来告诉全国各地:中央对地方为所欲为的日子今后要一去不复返了!” 陈良宇解释说:“我做事情有我的底线,我没有打算在上海弄点动乱出来,你可以去转告,他们只要处理得当,不要继续为所欲为,上海就不会出现动乱。不过上海不会出现动乱是有条件的:一、上海社保劳保新标准必须在国庆之前实施。二、上海市委、市政府的领导班子不能动。怎么动我,随便。但怎么动我,会关系到全国的稳定,我以我的行动来告诉全国各地的地方领导,地方领导不要做缩头乌龟,我就是他们的榜样。要用我的行动,来彻底砸碎中央对地方为所欲为的局面,彻底砸碎步步为营企图否定邓小平、江泽民改革路线的人的妄想。” 九、中央被动地对陈良宇采取行动 贺国强在24日下午当着陈良宇随从人员的面和陈良宇谈了大约一个半小时之后,提出要和陈良宇私下谈一点“知心话”,并示意陈良宇带去的其他人离开,陈良宇同意了。之前,贺国强多次起身到另一个房间去打电话或接电话,每一次离开的时间都不到一分钟。陈良宇的随从人员离开之后,上海市委和市政府方面就没有人再见到过陈良宇,电话也打不通了。 消息说,据上海市委、市政府方面的人估计,包括江泽民、朱镕基、李鹏、曾庆红和黄菊,这些都曾站陈良宇立场说过话的人,没有一个人赞成陈良宇这一非常冲动的做法,但是他们都希望能通过继续做陈良宇的工作而让他回心转意,好让事情冷却下来再妥善处理。据传,前任总理朱镕基插手了解了一些情况之后认为祝均一并没有什么贪污受贿的问题,社保基金投资高速公路也不是祝均一决定的事情。 在24日的中央政治局常委会上,9名常委一致批评了陈良宇的的冲动做法,一致同意要对陈良宇主动提出辞职及其过程严格保密,但9名常委没有就怎么处理陈良宇扬言“辞职”达成一致,也没有表决过,曾庆红当时提出的主张是让陈良宇休息几天再说,吴邦国认为接受陈良宇辞职同时做同陈良宇的工作,可以暂时让祝均一回家,然后再研究今后怎么办;黄菊同意陈良宇不能再干了,但努力为允许上海带头提高社保和劳保发放标准辩护;李长春提出警告,要求政治局常委立即讨论发生意外事件的新闻政策口径;罗干虽然同意吴邦国的意见,但他指出造成陈良宇如此孤注一掷不仅仅陈良宇本人要负责,还应该追究中纪委上海检查组造成重大责任事故的政治责任;吴官正对罗干的话表示会认真调查检讨。会议是曾庆红主持的,胡锦涛除了一开始说要“采取坚决的措施,中央不能允许受任何人威胁”之外,后来一直没有发言。贾庆林不知什么原因没有参加这次会议。这次政治局常委的会议,不存在外界传说的6票同意3票弃权的说法。 9月25日早晨,中央组织部和中纪委的文件下达了,在陈良宇已经不能公开说话的情况下,中央采取了主动,相信这个时候胡锦涛和曾庆红已经达成了一致,但据说文件下达之后,黄菊立即指出了中央是违规操作,温家宝对人打招呼说他也不同意这种仓促做法,他本人也是在胡锦涛和曾庆红已经作出了决定、文件已经制作出来之后才知道这项决定的,但是为了顾全大局,一切以稳定为重,他表示拥护和支持这项决定。曾庆红对其他中常委的人说:“我代表总书记告诉大家,事情太紧急,总书记在听取了大家的意见之后,找我商量决定采取了这项紧急措施,总书记让我向大家保证:下不为例。” 如果说曾庆红在陈良宇事件中扮演了什么角色和起到了什么作用的话,曾庆红可能通过这一事件,虽然让总书记胡锦涛的决定得以畅行,但今后胡锦涛在中共中央政治局常委会上的地位就非常被动,相信这也是为什么曾庆红能够说服其他一些政治局常委和陈良宇留下的上海市委领导班子的关键所在。 十、陈良宇即是输家也是赢家 陈良宇是不是做好了辞职的打算,从他24日同上海市委和市政府的“兄弟姊妹”们说的话和同中组部部长贺国强说的话来看,他显然做好了这样的打算。那么,陈良宇做好了输掉一切官职有可能承受更严重的后果,他就是为了一个“兄弟”祝均一吗?显然不是。 陈良宇通过发生在自己身上的“陈良宇事件”,巧妙地让曾庆红和中央政治局常委会的其他常委对总书记胡锦涛首次获得了主动权。据说有自己的主张,而且自己的主张同所谓的“上海帮”大同小异的温家宝,由于同“上海帮”不和而只能对总书记胡锦涛俯首听命的总理温家宝,可能觉得胡锦涛已经大势已去,他在中组部和中纪委宣布对陈良宇决定的同时,通过黄菊向已经接到通知代理陈良宇职务的上海市长通报说:“李鹏同志昨天和我谈的一些话提醒了我,我不反对上海立即实施新的社保方案。” 上海提高社保和劳保发放标准的政策,终于在9月29日隆重出台,上海《解放日报》有关上海市这个地方政府系列民生保障政策的高调新闻报导,新华社,《人民日报》都高调转载。上海市这个地方政府的民生保障政策终于在几尽夭折的情况下起死回生了!上海的人民得到了实惠,上海打开了这扇大门之后,其他沿海城市的居民也将很快受益,从而带动全国其他地区的城市居民将来也受益。 如果实施上海提高社保和劳保的民生保障政策只是前市委书记陈良宇“要用我的行动,来彻底砸碎中央对地方为所欲为的局面,彻底砸碎步步为营企图否定邓小平、江泽民改革路线的人的妄想”起点的话,那么陈良宇就是一个赢家而不是输家。 我们现在不但看到中央宣布了对陈良宇的处理决定之后在宣传上和有关政策上没有任何后续动作,就连陈良宇过去的所有讲话、外事活动报道以及照片,都还原封不动地保留在新华社、人民网和包括上海市在内的全国各地的政府网上。人们还能从网上找到祝均一过去发表的讲话和文章。这两个特点,在中共的历史上可以说是前所未有的。从这两个特点,就是没有任何内情消息的外人,也能体会出其中的蹊跷。尽管如此,多数人相信有关陈良宇案最后会不了了之,陈良宇肯定不会复出,但也有不少人认为“天有不测风云,人有飞来横祸”,陈良宇是好样的,但陈良宇很可能最后还是一个悲剧人物。 是不是“上海帮”牺牲陈良宇给胡锦涛设计了一个圈套现在把他套牢了呢?接近上海市委市政府的人说“不可能”,其他了解情况的人却认为“有这种可能”。不过,胡锦涛已经被“上海帮”套牢,大家认为“这是陈良宇的功劳”。 十一、花絮 据上海街头传说,上海准备在9月29日隆重推出系列民生保障政策的头一天中午,仍然被派驻在上海的上百名中纪委检查组的官员中,有人收到一封匿名信,信上说:“明天一早上海全市人民将会知道我们的社保和劳保新政策是怎样差一点被扼杀的和谁企图扼杀的。”结果吓得中纪委在上海的检查人员屁滚尿流地当天就赶紧离开了上海。 据上海街头传说,上海市委内部向中纪委出卖陈良宇的不是别人,正是市委办公厅主任孙路一。有人说孙路一被中纪委“双规”了,传说却是孙路一被中纪委以查处的名义保护了起来。 据上海街头传说,在9月26日和27日两天,上海街头有饭店和宾馆出现了写着“讲文明、讲礼貌、讲卫生--拒绝接待留小胡子的顾客”的张贴,有的张贴配有漫画,人物酷似中共中央总书记胡锦涛。 据上海街头传说,上海人正在兴起一个开玩笑活动,有人会提醒外地留着小胡子的人说:“你在上海还敢留着小胡子?你小心在马路上被人暴打!”被开这种玩笑的人往往莫名其妙,但这个玩笑正在向越来越广的范围流传,就连弄明白了的外地人也开始对人开这种玩笑了。

Sunday, October 15, 2006

How to write a lousy analysis 奇文共赏:如何写一篇假评论

评论文章不好写,因为要有独特的见解,还要有足够的资料佐证.

可是,骗稿费的假评论就好写多了.先立一个结论,也不管他它是对是错,只要标奇立异,哗众取宠,就有读者.然后选择性的收集相关资料,也不须考虑它是否符合事实,反正普通百姓也懒得懒得深究.甚至与主题无关也不要紧,只要能让人家觉得觉得作者很博学就行.最后,随便搬来一套分析方法,故意略去不利的选择,得出的结果自然能支持既定的结论.

这种假评论,其实在缺乏独立思维的传统中文教育里很普遍,热衷修辞,少管逻辑.笔者求学时也曾饱受其害.

今天恰好看到奇文一篇,与大家分享.

1) 标奇立异,假装博学
  • 先找一本书,大抄一遍,以示博学.该奇文就选了各国核武发展的历史.
  • 小错不要紧,反正大家也不懂.如:钱学森是火箭专家,他的贡献是发明了三级火箭,以减轻火箭的载荷.邓稼先,钱三强,等才是核武的灵魂人物.张冠李戴,反正冒充的专家不需懂得火箭和原子弹的区别.
2)泼妇骂街,以达哗众取宠之效
  • 示范:"原子彈的始創人愛因斯坦,已經做了一個偽君子".先借一个名人,愛因斯坦,骂他一顿,反正他人已作古,无从反击.随便说一些故事,也不管是不是跟所谓的"伪君子"有关.读者念到后文,大概已忘了前言.
  • 事实是,1)当时的确有必要与纳粹竞赛;2)愛因斯坦面对核武可能的负面影响一直坦荡荡的
3) 套用分析方法,冒充严谨
  • 提出提出两种选择,论去其一.
  • 如:"兩個選擇 : 不是乖乖接受北韓為核彈俱樂部的一名會員 ,視北韓為一個平起平坐的核強國而交往 ,包括中國 ,從此向北韓提供糧食和資源 ,金正日要多少 ,中國給多少;就是由美國發動斬首軍事行動 ,不但摧毀北韓核武,而且推翻北韓政權國際社會無此器量"
  • 首先,需要故意略去更可行的第三选择:积极影响,诱发内变(ENGAGEMENT,参考施永青文)或胡萝卜(ZAKARIA),或亚洲合作组织(Zenpundit)
  • 其次,扭曲其他选择的内容,比如,"接受北韓為核彈俱樂部的一名會員"不一定意味着"要多少給多 少".不过,扭曲过的定义有助于你的"论证"
诸位,你也可以成为评论家.如此奇文,比比皆是.今天讨论的这篇"范文",另有错谬之处不下三五,还请诸位相助发掘.

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北 韓 核 爆 , 打 破 世 界 軍 事 秩 序 , 美 國 和 東 北 亞 各 國 各 懷 鬼 胎 : 中 俄 反 對 軍 事 行 動 , 也 反 對 向 北 韓 實 施 「 嚴 厲 制 裁 」 。 日 本 也 不 樂 見 北 韓 政 權 馬 上 被 美 國 軍 事 摧 毀 , 以 免 失 去 建 軍 修 憲 的 理 由 。 南 韓 堅 稱 「 陽 光 政 策 」 沒 有 失 敗 。 金 正 日 估 計 國 際 的 反 應 , 亦 不 過 如 此 , 一 個 共 產 頑 童 , 把 各 大 「 強 權 」 玩 弄 於 股 掌 之 中 。
因 為 美 國 的 全 球 核 政 策 , 由 第 一 天 開 始 , 即 建 基 於 兩 字 , 叫 做 「 偽 善 」 。 事 實 上 , 在 原 子 彈 發 明 之 日 , 原 子 彈 的 始 創 人 愛 因 斯 坦 , 已 經 做 了 一 個 偽 君 子 。 一 九 三 九 年 , 流 亡 美 國 的 愛 因 斯 坦 寫 信 給 總 統 羅 斯 福 , 敦 促 美 國 加 快 研 製 原 子 彈 , 納 粹 在 德 國 排 猶 , 愛 因 斯 坦 警 告 , 美 國 不 搶 先 一 步 , 希 特 拉 就 擁 有 原 子 彈 了 。 一 九 四 五 年 , 美 國 把 日 本 當 做 原 子 彈 的 試 驗 場 , 愛 因 斯 坦 說 : 「 如 果 我 早 知 這 樣 的 結 果 , 我 不 做 科 學 家 了 , 我 寧 願 做 一 個 補 鞋 匠 。 」
美 國 有 了 原 子 彈 , 血 緣 兄 弟 英 國 當 然 也 該 擁 有 。 英 國 擁 有 原 子 彈 , 法 國 跟 英 國 是 世 仇 , 為 了 「 自 衞 」 , 當 然 也 要 有 。 美 國 成 為 北 約 核 保 護 傘 的 主 人 , 戴 高 樂 大 受 刺 激 , 一 九 六 三 年 發 表 宣 言 : 「 一 個 國 家 要 獨 立 , 必 須 擁 有 核 武 , 沒 有 核 武 的 國 家 , 必 定 被 迫 屈 從 於 核 武 國 的 意 志 , 並 接 受 其 強 加 的 政 策 。 」
法 國 是 美 國 的 盟 國 , 尚 且 退 出 北 約 , 自 行 擁 核 而 獨 立 , 何 況 美 國 的 敵 人 。 戴 高 樂 講 了 真 話 , 有 「 戴 高 樂 精 神 」 的 珠 玉 在 前 , 「 核 不 擴 散 條 約 」 就 是 一 紙 虛 偽 的 空 文 。 美 國 擁 有 原 子 彈 , 戰 後 美 國 的 反 猶 情 緒 也 很 濃 , 「 麥 卡 錫 主 義 」 以 反 共 為 名 , 鎮 壓 自 由 知 識 分 子 。 鑑 於 美 國 有 單 方 核 襲 日 本 的 紀 錄 , 有 些 科 學 家 認 為 美 國 必 須 受 制 衡 , 制 衡 的 最 佳 方 法 , 莫 如 蘇 聯 也 擁 有 原 子 彈 。 猶 太 物 理 學 家 羅 森 堡 夫 婦 把 原 子 彈 機 密 洩 露 給 蘇 聯 , 以 叛 國 罪 處 決 , 沒 想 到 卻 成 就 了 核 武 器 的 共 同 恐 怖 制 衡 , 世 界 「 和 平 」 維 持 到 今 日 。
然 後 是 美 國 華 裔 物 理 學 家 錢 學 森 , 因 為 麥 卡 錫 時 代 的 反 華 影 響 , 在 美 國 受 盡 歧 視 , 憤 然 把 原 子 彈 方 程 式 帶 回 中 國 。 核 武 器 如 果 能 「 不 擴 散 」 , 早 就 不 擴 散 了 。 既 然 一 九 四 五 年 之 後 就 開 始 擴 散 , 則 將 來 亦 必 無 限 擴 散 。
中 國 有 了 核 武 器 , 其 敵 國 日 本 亦 須 擁 有 ; 正 如 印 度 有 了 核 武 器 , 巴 基 斯 坦 也 應 該 擁 有 。 以 色 列 有 了 核 武 器 , 巴 勒 斯 坦 和 埃 及 也 遲 早 會 擁 有 。 北 韓 有 了 核 彈 , 南 韓 、 日 本 、 台 灣 更 加 要 有 。

美 國 能 防 止 核 技 術 和 原 料 擴 散 嗎 ? 更 加 不 可 能 。 在 國 際 外 交 的 幕 後 , 另 有 一 個 更 龐 大 的 國 際 軍 火 貿 易 網 。 八 十 年 代 兩 伊 戰 爭 , 全 球 和 聯 合 國 都 一 致 「 譴 責 」 , 呼 籲 停 火 , 但 戰 爭 持 續 了 八 年 , 為 甚 麼 ? 因 為 向 兩 伊 各 自 出 售 軍 火 的 國 家 共 有 五 十 個 , 其 中 巴 西 和 中 國 , 更 是 同 時 向 兩 伊 軍 售 。 當 時 兩 伊 都 同 時 擁 有 蘇 製 的 地 對 地 導 彈 。 伊 朗 從 第 三 國 買 到 了 美 製 的 F14 戰 機 , 要 更 換 配 件 , 向 越 南 洽 商 , 從 河 內 買 進 了 越 戰 時 期 美 軍 遺 下 的 大 批 二 手 戰 機 拆 卸 配 件 , 最 終 建 成 一 支 戰 機 隊 群 , 機 身 零 件 , 由 越 南 、 智 利 和 其 他 美 國 的 盟 國 拉 雜 入 口 。 至 於 伊 拉 克 也 由 蘇 聯 、 法 國 、 南 非 、 巴 西 、 中 國 買 了 五 百 億 美 元 的 武 器 。
有 了 這 個 國 際 軍 火 交 易 網 , 這 個 世 界 還 需 要 甚 麼 「 國 際 外 交 途 徑 」 ? 聯 合 國 向 北 韓 制 裁 , 北 韓 可 以 把 半 生 不 熟 的 核 技 術 賣 給 中 東 。 目 前 唯 一 的 伊 斯 蘭 擁 核 國 是 巴 基 斯 坦 , 技 術 由 中 國 提 供 , 制 衡 印 度 , 全 國 有 五 萬 專 家 和 員 工 從 事 核 武 研 究 。 總 統 穆 沙 拉 夫 成 為 布 殊 討 好 拉 攏 的 對 象 , 因 為 巴 基 斯 坦 只 要 向 布 殊 一 端 臉 色 , 不 但 北 部 山 區 的 拉 登 分 子 可 以 敗 部 復 活 , 核 武 也 可 以 源 源 不 絕 輸 出 中 東 。
對 北 韓 經 濟 制 裁 , 只 是 懦 夫 的 應 對 方 式 。 國 際 對 北 韓 只 有 兩 個 選 擇 : 不 是 乖 乖 接 受 北 韓 為 核 彈 俱 樂 部 的 一 名 會 員 , 視 北 韓 為 一 個 平 起 平 坐 的 核 強 國 而 交 往 , 包 括 中 國 , 從 此 向 北 韓 提 供 糧 食 和 資 源 , 金 正 日 要 多 少 , 中 國 給 多 少 ; 就 是 由 美 國 發 動 斬 首 軍 事 行 動 , 不 但 摧 毀 北 韓 核 武 , 而 且 推 翻 北 韓 政 權 。

第 一 選 擇 , 國 際 社 會 無 此 器 量 ; 第 二 選 擇 , 國 際 社 會 無 此 膽 量 。 金 正 日 不 是 一 個 鬧 情 緒 的 壞 孩 子 , 而 是 精 打 細 算 , 北 韓 羞 辱 全 世 界 , 愚 弄 了 美 俄 中 這 三 大 強 國 。 至 於 南 韓 , 更 是 忍 氣 吞 聲 , 在 北 韓 的 核 陰 影 下 , 繼 續 其 「 斯 德 哥 爾 摩 症 候 」 , 對 金 正 日 , 南 韓 政 府 由 仇 恨 而 恐 懼 , 由 恐 懼 亦 必 轉 趨 慕 戀 , 對 於 喜 歡 扔 燃 燒 彈 反 美 的 南 韓 大 學 生 , 金 正 日 核 試 成 功 , 正 是 求 仁 得 仁 的 天 大 喜 訊 。
一 個 虛 偽 的 國 際 社 會 , 受 到 懲 罰 了 , 面 對 此 一 亂 局 , 美 國 逐 步 抽 身 而 退 , 是 無 可 避 免 的 選 擇 。 朝 鮮 半 島 並 無 石 油 。 金 正 日 即 使 將 來 以 核 武 統 一 朝 鮮 , 激 發 韓 國 的 民 族 主 義 情 緒 , 韓 國 東 向 日 本 一 報 殖 民 主 義 之 仇 , 西 向 中 國 索 回 高 句 麗 的 「 神 聖 領 土 」 , 奪 回 孔 子 儒 和 屈 原 端 午 的 文 化 遺 產 主 權 , 也 是 遠 東 這 三 國 的 紛 爭 , 與 歐 美 無 關 。 國 際 多 邊 主 義 「 理 想 」 逐 步 實 現 , 美 國 的 全 球 霸 權 遲 早 衰 退 , 北 韓 核 爆 , 是 劃 時 代 的 轉 捩 點 , 把 軍 事 權 力 還 給 日 本 , 把 朝 鮮 半 島 還 給 韓 國 , 集 中 精 力 反 恐 , 美 國 的 利 益 中 心 在 中 東 。
至 於 一 個 核 武 的 北 韓 , 俄 國 和 中 國 只 有 容 忍 , 即 使 北 韓 是 一 個 腫 瘤 , 金 正 日 的 父 親 金 日 成 , 卻 是 史 達 林 和 毛 澤 東 共 同 孕 育 誕 生 的 「 愛 情 結 晶 」 , 北 韓 的 遺 傳 基 因 圖 譜 非 常 清 楚 。 北 韓 核 爆 無 所 謂 正 邪 之 爭 , 是 歷 史 和 國 際 關 注 的 「 科 學 發 展 觀 」 , 由 佛 家 的 精 神 來 看 , 是 一 場 因 果 循 環 的 公 正 業 報 。

陶傑

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Random thoughts October 12: Youtube, HK Don Report, Taiwan stalemate

Too busy to blog in the coming weeks. I will just jog down a few random thoughts:

Youtube deal

  • My first reaction of the 1.65bn deal was, as many have pointed out, why would google want to inherit all those copyright liability from Youtube? The fact Youtube has not attracted napster-like litigation is because Youtube has no asset to justify the legal fees. OTOH Google Video already has all the technology infrastructure, and even a comparable (though much smaller - in part due to the copyright concern) user base.
  • On a second thought, it sort of make sense, and pretty good sense. You may remember google had an advertising deal with myspace a while ago. What google found in youtube is the advertising space. Google probably already has a plan for video-based ads, and perhaps even some pending deals from major advertisers. Google video is faltering, and cannot supply the demand in ad space. OTOH, through the myspace partnership, Google might have noticed how much traffic (and ad value) myspace users are linking/embeding youtube. Google may have the clout to finally convince Hollywood that internet video will be the future cash cow for them. If this is the case, google has finally found the business model for Youtube
  • Think about this, the deal is no different from Disney acquireing ABC, or Viacom acquiring NBC, or Soy CBS. It makes sense even if you already owns a channel with less coverage. It makes more sense if the price is reasonable and you believe in the potential growth in the channel's coverage.

HK Don Report

  • CE Donald Tsang's new plan has attracted criticism from most media, which is not surprising. It is the job of the media to criticize, or to "pick bone from a poached egg"
  • Yes, there is a lot I can critize on the Don. But what irritates me is the self-contradictory comments from Jimmy Lai enterprise
  • 1) A smaller plan (hence shorter report) than previsous years (30% shorter in terms of trees cut) is precisely what free economist (including the editors of next media) have advocated for all these year. One measure for small government (which is consistent with the Taoism approach AD has been advocating, and I agree) I would use is the number of pages of the Don's report. I thought Next media owes the Don some serious flattery for this.
  • 2) The kindergarten education coupon was attacked as an unfaithful adaptation of Milton Friedman's model. Yes, it is imperfect, a better implementation would be to decrease the subsidy for profit-oriented kindergartens using a formula, so that the more expensive the fee is, the less subsidy (in absolute terms) it will received. But I see this as only the first step toward a broader implementation of the education coupon system. I cannot imagine how one could get to the full swing coupon system without some testing in smaller scale in less risky sectors. Perhaps the Don should draw out the long term vision of the coupon trial. But he only has less than a year to govern. The Next Media school is just trying to be unreasonable.

Taiwan stalemate

  • The Taiwan ordeal triggered by the myriads of Chen Shui-bian's alleged (and fairly well substantiated -- especially the State Affair Budget case) corruption charges is going down as a stalemate
  • In theory, we should respect the existing "democratic process", as pointed out by AD Taiwan's Pu Dazhong. However, as Pu also agreed, the crux of the matter is that the people in Taiwan do not trust its judiciary independence (we would see the same stalemate if CSB and SMT's position were switched, the pan-Green would have done the same). The distrust is further re-inforced by the increibly illogical outcome of the Sogo case, in which the receivers (wife of a public servant) escaped investigation with ridiculous reasons (amount of bribe "too small" to be commensurate with the size of the deal)
  • The solution is simple, have the Legislative Yuan (for which the Blue has majority control) appoint an independent committee to investigate the various charges, including a review on the Sogo Gift Certificate case. Same treatment as what they did for 3-19. This should give a good excuse for the Red to go back to work and ensure justice is given to the CSB family.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

A parody of a parody of a parody 恶搞徐志摩

《原来 - 我也能写新诗》


广大网友
恶搞诗坛芙蓉姐姐
国家级女诗人赵丽华
的时候

你们可有
想过
其实
赵丽华是在
恶搞
徐志摩

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网友仿写

1)
这为什么
不是诗

我说它就是
不是也是

诗为什么需要
别人看懂?
为什么需要
像诗?

2)
MSN Parody

iwillipo 12:29:57
《海淀桥下堵车了》

DaemonMagic 12:30:15
啥?
iwillipo 12:30:25
我刚创作的诗
DaemonMagic 12:30:37


3)
抓了一个贪官
还有贪官
还抓吗?
抓!

抓了一个贪官
还有贪官
还抓吗?
抓!

抓了一个贪官
还有贪官
还抓吗?
抓!

4)
赵丽华立功了

赵丽华立功了!
不给莎士比亚任何的机会。
李白、杜甫他们可以提早回家了!
伟大的中国轻松、写实、幼稚主义现代湿人!
她继承了搞恶的光荣的传统。
芙蓉、木子美在这一刻灵魂附体,
赵丽华一个人她代表了搞恶悠久的历史和传统,
这一刻她不是一个人在战斗,
她不是一个人!…
… 是成千上万的网民!

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原作品选:

  《傻瓜灯——我坚决不能容忍》  赵丽华
  我坚决不能容忍
  那些
  在公共场所
  的卫生间
  大便后
  不冲刷
  便池
  的人

《巴松错》
莜麦菜还小
就可以吃了
后来丝瓜结了
可以每天去摘

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有关连接:
1) 在大众被"诗坛芙蓉姐姐"---赵丽华 恶搞之后
2) 女诗人作品网上遭嘲笑 (“她的诗还是有趣的,但是毕竟只是小聪明。”诗人徐勇韬如此表示,他认为“诗歌不仅仅只是去关注那些虚弱的风花雪月和玄幽的精神痛苦”。对网友的反应,他表示“她的诗本身是对经典文本和经典诗意的一个反讽,而网友则又对这种反讽进行了反讽”。 )
3) List of Parody^2

Thursday, September 7, 2006

"Feeling the China elephant" phenomenon 盲人摸象


The illustration is from the MOP discussion forum, a commentator posted in repsonse to Jessey Meng Guangmei's toilet-gate controversy (more details in Chinese).

The comic illustrates the Chinese proverb "Blind men feeling the elephant 盲人摸象" (which probably originated from India, and spread to China with Buddhism)
  • It was six men of Indostan
    To learning much inclined,
    Who went to see the Elephant
    (Thought all of them were blind).
    That each by observation
    Might satisfy his mind.

         II
    The FIRST approached the Elephant
    And happening to fall
    Against his broad and sturdy side
    At once began to bawl:
    'God bless me, but the Elephant
    Is very like a wall!'

         III
    The SECOND, feeling of the tusk,
    Cried 'Ho! What have we here
    So very round and smooth and sharp?
    To me 'tis mightly clear
    This wonder of an Elephant
    Is very like a spear.'

         IV
    The THIRD approached the animal,
    And happening to take
    The squirming trunk within his hands,
    Thus boldly up and spake:
    'I see, 'quoth he, 'the Elephant
    Is very like a snake!'

         V
    The FOURTH reached out his eager hand,
    And felt about the knee,
    'What most this wondrous beast is like
    Is mightly plain, 'quoth he:
    'Tis clear enough the Elephant
    Is very like a tree!'

         VI
    The FIFTH, who chanced to touch the ear,
    Said: 'E'en the blindest man
    Can tell what this resembles most,
    Deny the fact who can,
    This marvel of an Elephant
    Is very like a fan!'

         VII
    The SIXTH no sooner had begun
    About the beast to grope,
    Than, seizing on the swinging tail
    That fell within his scope,
    'I see, 'quoth he, 'the Elephant
    Is very like a rope!'

         VIII
    And so these men of Indostan
    Disputed loud and long,
    Each in his own opinion
    Exceeding stiff and strong.
    Though each was partly in the right
    And all were in the wrong.

         IX
    So, oft in theologic wars
    The disputants, I ween,
    Rail on in utter ignorance
    Of what each other mean
    And prate about an Elephant
    Not one of them has seen!
The comic above shows Meng saying this
  • "The elephant, YOU KNOW, is jut one rope...
  • And, it feels very rough to my hand...
  • Judging from my many years of modeling, talk show hosting, and acting experiences, the elephant, is just like a rope and nothing more."
I do not have anything more insightful to say about the constroversy around Ms Meng than already discussed in sites like the Mop, except these minor tidbits,
  1. Meng handled the response extremely poorly (threatening to sue) for something which could have been dealt with much easier (the more vicious host Li Jing simply apologized and no one picked on her);
  2. There are some inconsistencies which illustrates Meng's carelessness (e.g. She said People's Square when mentioning the toilets on July/1/1997, but earlier said she went to Beijing on that day. The Chinese poster concluded she meant to say TAM in BJ) - the original videos are quite hilarious, though the facts discussed often dated and even wrong, but what do you expect from a cheap talk show;
  3. For netizen comments from both camps see Mop, which also asked commentator to identify themselves on the 2 opposite camps (optionally) and selected/organized representative arguments from both sides. I think this approach is ingenious and will be adopted by many content sites, forums and even blogs which draw a lot of comments.
  4. To be fair to Ms Meng, when the host Li Jing pressed about rumours of artists being kidnapped or coerced by 'triad gangsters' in mainland, Meng and the other 2 guests spoke the truth in defense of the mainland, saying this never happens in major cities such as Shanghai/Beijing, and that even in smaller cities it is unorganized coercion or business disputes at worst.
What I want to talk about here is the ubiquitous phenomenon in China-related internet forum and blogs written in English, the phenomenon of "Feeling the China elephant". Such phenomenon is understandable, given Ms Meng, who has spent over 10 years in mainland China and HK, and a native speaker in Chinese, still makes confusing mistakes ranging from names of locations to the sensitivies of mainland Chinese audiences.

China is an enormous country, both geographically and demographically. Everyone watching China, including this blogger, is trying to feel his elephant with a partial view. In the controversial talk show Meng starred, there is a discussion about how each province has its own celebrities, and a provincial celebrities is hardly recognized in other part of China. This illustrates the fragmentation pretty well.

It is also very easy to reach an absurd conclusion if one is not careful. An example would be the Koguryo history controversy. While a simple minded reader may react to China's incorporating Koguryo into its own national history as a sign for soveriegnty ambition on the whole of Korea peninsula, the reality is that PR China was only being defensive on the current boundary in which there are a few millions of Korean minorities and a few very important ancient Koguryo heritage sites, using a rather clumsy backward projection of its current geography and demography as one of its historic views.

Therefore, it is important to remember how incomplete our eye sights are, and always look for different POV for comparison. In addition, we need to note everyone, this blogger included, is biased in his/her own way, given what s/he saw, read, heard, and experienced. (related quote: as Thomas Barnett said, "Chinese like the Western look because it's rare there, but the same logic holds true for China's appeal to the rest of the world.")

There are, of course, people who push their own agendas, by presenting distorted/selected facts, decorated with subjective false logic. They are trying to tell you the elephant looks like a rope even though they themselves see more than that. The often used trick is to quote isolated and unsubstantiated cases and try to mislead readers into over-generalization. Examples are revealed in the following posts/comments 偉大的反共文豪, 文化郭芙, Quacking Canard.
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Saturday, July 1, 2006

Pay attention to food hygiene and improve health levels

For background music click this (via Tian)

"Love hygiene, talk civilization"


"Pay attention to food hygiene and improve health levels", Eat, drink and smoke patriotically!


"No Carlsberg"


"No Coke"


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Unenvironmental Coke


"Nor Pepsi cola...

...especially the 120mL stingy package"


"No Tang juice"


"Don't smoke Malboro"


"Crush the germ carrying mouse"


"Don't drink perfume"

No 7 not good either


"Don't put food in leather bags"


"Pull the hair before you grill the suckling pig, don't shave"


"Don't sign on your food"


Crush the Intel bug inside

Dispel the Intel bug outside


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Lastly, Eat American Dog meat! Priceless!


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